Not as serious, though, as some of the men in these commercials.
This one takes place on Harvey's birthday. He doesn't want much - only a decent cup of coffee. Instead, Mrs. Harvey serves him a cup of mud. He really rips into her, calling her coffee undrinkable and harsh. He sort of hints that he's going to start sleeping with the girls at work, because they can make better coffee on their hotplates!
Later that day, Mrs. Harvey is telling her friend about this incident. Her friend, of course, isn't even phased by it. She suggests that using Folgers instant coffee will fix everything. After all, it's just as good as freshly-perked coffee. So later that night, as the Harveys are dining by candlelight, Mrs. Harvey cautiously serves her husband a cup of Folgers. Lo and behold, it's delicious. Once again, the Harveys have a perfect marriage.
This one takes place outside on the patio. This lovely couple is spending a beautiful sping day outside. What better way to celebrate this lovely day than by enjoying a nice cup of coffee?
It's a shame, because the wife's coffee is really terrible. One sip, and the husband throws it into the garden, killing their flowers. I believe that he desribes the coffee as "criminal" and "murder". Harsh words!
Clearly shaken by this, the wife consults an expert. No, not a marriage expert - rather, a coffee expert! Ol' Papa Eddie knows his coffee. He suggests using Folgers coffee. It's never bitter or weak, because it's grown on a mountain. And just in case the wife doesn't know what shape a mountain is, Papa Eddie is happy to demonstrate.
At dinner that night, the wife serves up a delicious cup of Folgers. Now that she's discovered the bold, robust flavour of Folgers, the two of them will live in perfect bliss forever and ever.
In this one, Jane suspects that there's something wrong with the coffee. It's not her first time making a sub-par brew for her husband. You can clearly tell by the look on his face that something isn't right. He won't even talk to her! The only words out of his mouth are "bad taste!"
While the husband is at work, Jane goes out to the grocery store. Lucky for her, she happens to run into Mary. Mary explains that all of Jane's problems can be solved with Instant Folgers. After all, it's just as good as fresh-perked.
That night, over dinner, Jane serves her husband some of this new coffee. He demands an explanation, to which Jane replied "good taste!"
See what they did there?
George is clearly feeling frisky and playful in this commercial! Mrs. George isn't having any of that, though, because the PTA is coming over, and she's too busy for his nonsense. Clearly frustrated, George makes a snide comment about how she's going to serve terrible coffee to her collegues. It's the same joke he's made a thousand times before! Like a broken record, that one is.
Luckily, Mrs. Olson is there to save the day. You see, any time she's out at someone else's house, she'll bring her own coffee. Folgers coffee is mountain grown, after all.
Of course, George loves it. We all learned an important lesson here: there's no secret to making good coffee. Any dummy can make good coffee if they use Folgers!
On a side note, I managed to digitize my DVD full of cartoons and stuff from the late 80's/early 90's. Among these cartoons are some really great commercials, which I hope to share with you in the near future. We're back, baby! We're back!
